It's that time of year again, (and by 'that time,' I am referring to every time of year) when our classroom turns into a germ-y petri dish in which our heads are all bacterial colonies (Thank you Shannon for that amazing analogy). We might as well be rubbing contagious exudates all over ourselves (I have a love/hate relationship with professors when they say gross shit like that. Who am I kidding? I love it). What I am struggling with is not how many people are sick, or who is sick, or the fact that everyone is sick...what I am concerned with is the fact that our generation was not taught proper 'sickness etiquette.' I think that I learned mine because I didn't stop watching Arthur, Spongebob, or the Rugrats at an appropriate age. That may have lead to my awkwardly long social life learning curve...but it did make me learn about the vampire sneeze (although some would argue that a vampire would not want to dirty their cape...) What in the crap is she talking about, you may ask? It can be viewed here.
You also may be thinking: what is UP with all of these parentheses? Who does she think she is? My response is that I like my sentences to be hugged.
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